officialunitedstates:

i hate the beach.  its just a bunch of tiny rocks getting washed around

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hello friendly reminder that perfectlyflawedwings-
aka the person who harassed and insulted me, told me to kill myself, gave out personal info about me, and consistently misgendered me and continued using my birth name even after i told her several times how…

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

jesuschristvevo:

really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today

lukehimnings:

don’t you hate it when you’re not your best friend’s best friend?