Gurl I'm cray so get out my way

prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.

foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see

cohortor:

I feel like I get emotions that havent been named yet and it’s really weird.

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

cynthikjelle:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"