maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”
STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING
Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.
I am oddly glad that this can happen.
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
do you ever imagine what it would be like to be invisible and scare every person you dislike
IM CRYING THIS KID IN MY SCHOOL WAS EXPELLED FOR TAKING A SHIT ON OUR PRINCIPALS DESK
People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
all i want in life is
- fast wifi
- fast metabolism
- fast food
- fast shipping